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TRUE AMERICAN

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 It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!
Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If
you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all
know who they are...

 You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be
offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

 You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

 You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of
"Winter Festival."

 You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.

 You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over
your heart when they play the National Anthem.

 You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great
respect, and always have.

 You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.

 You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you
aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

 You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect
your kids to do the same.

 You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a
friend.

 God Bless the U S A ! Amen
AND PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN ENGLISH.

Last Updated on Friday, 17 April 2009 16:49  

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